Friday, 28 September 2007; 2:25 PM
不久前,我对大家说了一个关于教授的故事...
大家,做了反思了吗?
故事的结果:
其实,是我妈要我做事快一点。
花那“一分钟”把事情完成。
zzzz
但我觉得这个故事根本上就有漏洞:
1. 教授的家为什么会这么乱?如果真的是乱的,那就不合常理。因为教授若天天都用这“一分钟”的思想,家里根本不会有乱的时候。
2. 如果他是为了要让记者看到他的家乱,故意弄乱自己的房子,再用那“一分钟”来证明给记者看他能在一分钟内打扫房子。这,同样说不过去。他会这么无聊,弄乱了房子,又去打扫?无聊!不配当教授。
所以,这故事根本就不符合现实生活的任何的例子,绝对不成立。因此,我宣布,绝对不会开始做家务。只有在不合理药浪费时间的情况下采用哪“一分钟”对付我妈... zzz =D
今天的主题:邻居
他妈的!草直白好不好?
有个70多岁的老婆婆,住在10楼的一个单位。她的冷气机的mains就处在11娄丹位邻居的楼下。老婆婆的mains凹了一个缺,所以在下雨天都会积水。
可能是吃饱饭没事做,她的冷气机上一旦积水,就上楼投诉,说楼上的冷气机滴水。
十一楼听了,便叫人来检查。最后,十一楼花了$108装上了一个盘子,把地下的水收集在自己的盘子了,不想影响老太太。
没过几天,老婆婆又去投诉。还叫十一楼把整台冷气机换掉,不要再滴水在她的冷气机上。
十一楼很惊讶,认为绝对不可能。经调查,才发现是10楼的冷气机有在中间凹了一块。下雨天就一定积水。
呃?我没告诉你我就住在十一楼吗?
女人真无聊!尤其是老女人。
zzz 滚啦!
直白...
Tralala-ed ;
Thursday, 27 September 2007; 10:43 PM
累了。累死了...
曾经都次的对自己说:不能崩溃。尤其是这段时间。
叛逆的孩子... 不听大闹使唤。
选在这个时候,感到孤单。
不是你不好,是我没办法了解。
是我没办法接受这段感情。
对不起。
也许,大葱已开始就是个错误。
今天,darlinx 给我说了个故事。
历史科实在让我受不了,不像读了...
在和linx通电话时,我要求他间隔故事给我听。
“从前,有三只小猪。有oink oink, 有woink woink 还有 baobei.
三只小猪长大了,猪妈妈要他们搬出去住。
oink oink建了straw的房子。
woink woink建了wood的房子。
baobei建了stone的房子。
到了晚上,又一只大蟑螂肚子饿,就吃了oinkoink的房子。oink oink 也被吃掉了...
到了woink woink的家,蟑螂也要吃wood.
他吃wood 比较慢,所以woink woink跑掉,去baobei的家。蟑螂在后面追。到一半,woink woink跑不了了,也被吃掉。
到了baobei的家,蟑螂把stone吃掉,but那个baobei有amour.
baobei用剪刀剪开蟑螂的肚子,救出oink oink 和woink woink.
他们就live happily ever after."
小小的一个故事,足以满足一个小小的baobei...
可惜,我爱的不是他。
希望说这故事的人,是那我真正爱的人。
因为darlinx,.....
对不起。
Tralala-ed ;
Tuesday, 25 September 2007; 11:58 PM
I didn't intend to blog today, but because of one special guest, I have decided to.... He is...........
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JEREMY
(not again)
He has nicely visited my blog and read my interview questions. However, he has decided not to agree to my interview and instead, he interviews me. Okay. questions by jeremy.
How do you feel having a stalker
uneasy all over.
How does it feel having a stalker one year older than you
Oh, for me, age doesn't matter. I meant, ONE YEAR DIFFERENCE. (apparently, jeremy likes to pick on my age during class. zzzz he's irritating but im stalking him)
How does it feel stalking someone while your being stalked?
i feel soooooo protected, jeremy. thanks!
END OF INTERVIEW.
Thanks for reading.
Next, EOY papers.
3 papers down, 7 more to go!
Tomorrow's mathematics P1 and P2. Means 2 more papers will be killed tmr.
Oh pW jiayou!
Must keep this short because I need energy for tomorrow's test. I'll be doing 2 games of audition instead of 10.
Next, EMO.
PWPW! No time to emo now.
I must FOCUS on EOYs. ZZZZZ
but when its someone whom you love is so close to you, yet he seems to be miles away, you cant possibly focus. physically, he's there. mentally, he has drifted away that's pain. & nobody understands. for a girl just wants to break down and cry.
Next in line -------> AUDITION.
BYEBYE.
I'll tell you guys the moral of the previous soon.
ANd seriously, i think that story is BULLSHIT.
Cyas!
Tralala-ed ;
Monday, 24 September 2007; 6:28 PM
We have 10 papers in all.
Let me explain why.
Language Arts Paper One
Language Arts Paper Two
Higher Chinese Paper One
Higher Chinese Paper Two
Mathematics Paper One
Mathematics Paper Two
Science Module 3 Paper
Science Module 4 Paper
History
Geography
So I can proudly announce!
2 Papers down
8 more to go!
Way to go Peiwoon!
YAYE!
Anyway, that's not the point for today. Today's main topic is
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JEREMY
Don't look away liao la. Is you already.
From St Francis MGS.
Notice the G.
GIRLS SCHOOL.
Okay. apparently, tuition has been very fun on SUnday. Haha!
Again, some stalker was doing his job.
I've decided to learn from the stalker.
So I decided to stalk JEREMY
Jeremy nicely agreed for me to stalk him. Yaye!
Interview questions for Jeremy:
1. How does it feel having a stalker?
2. How does it feel having a stalker ONE YEAR YOUNGER THAN YOU?
3. How does it feel having a stalker ONE YEAR YOUNGER THAN YOU who has a stalker following her everywhere you go?
4. How does it feel having 2 people following after you everywhere you go?
Okay. ENd of Jeremy.
今天,妈妈给我说了个故事。
妈妈说:有个记者决定去访问一名教授。到了教授的家,发现教授的家很乱。教授对记者说:你可以走了,一分钟后再回来。
一分钟后,记者再次进入房子。这次,房子已经收拾干净了。
好吧。故事说到这里。明天回来吧!
趁着24小时,这些反思吧...
Tralala-ed ;
Saturday, 22 September 2007; 1:00 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISTER! ONE MORE DAY THOUGH...
我需要的只是一股冲动的力量。
一股...足够让我再说一次我爱你的力量。
走了...就快走了...
再不说,可能就真的来不及了...
哈密瓜还是最可爱的...
苹果还在成长。
哈密瓜却熟了。
10月22日
就是那股力量的到来。
仍然依依不舍。
让我们的故事,在此继续。
重新找到作者。
佩纹啊佩纹!
没时间了。
再胡思乱想
时间就跑掉了。
jus another super emo girl with a super emo post.
i am NOT emo.
ZZZ.
such a dramatic reality for an emogirl who isn't emo
Tralala-ed ;
Friday, 21 September 2007; 6:55 PM
我希望:
1. 身体健康
2. 快乐
3. 不要胡思乱想
4. 快点做完功课
5. 快点把课文复习完
6. 快点考完试
行吗?
I see not many people online.
Ohh i tink i know why.
it's the mugging season
Tralala-ed ;
Thursday, 20 September 2007; 4:37 PM
没时间了。
就快完了...
现在,只剩下3天。
成果这几天,一切又能回到原来的模样。
佩纹呀,加油啦!
只剩下3天而已。
已经没时间崩溃了。
没时间再胡思乱想。
更加没时间去想将来的事。
虽然离别的痛比现在更加痛苦,无论如何,我还是要把现在表现得最好。他只是我人生其中一个擦肩而过的人,不值得我举蓄留念。要走,就走吧!我还是爱着他
Tralala-ed ;
Tuesday, 18 September 2007; 12:00 AM
照了照镜子,看了那镜中人。
我认为她好可悲。
看了那双眼睛。
明明已经成不下去了。
却倔强的坚持着。
已经申请要休息很久了。
但仍然不必准。
生病,怎么选在这时候生呢?
我看了看ww的personal message.
心中有一股自卑,内疚。
可悲.... 可悲...
镜中的人只有自己。
人家读书,她也读书。
人家考试,她也考试。
人家生病,她也生病。
镜子中的巫婆,正在威胁我。
威胁,如果不批准眼睛的要求,
她将会施法, 让身体所有的部位停止运作。
可悲... 可悲
人说,哭泣就等于自我可怜。
那么,我真的好想哭。
刚看了一位年纪比较大的人的博克。
回想到另一个老师的博克。
不经让我联想到,老师的博克都很伤感。
我看了他们的年龄,自己都还没到一半..
我很好奇,人们是怎么活到这么老的。
一个人能充实地过上70年。
而我连1/4都没过完就觉得人生没意义了。
人生,根本没乐趣。
5岁,我开始喝啤酒。
7岁,我学和其他类型的酒。
8岁,我学会贬低自己。
9岁,我开始玩刀。
10岁,我开始安恋。
11岁,我开始了第一次的恋情。
12岁,我开始自我虐待。
13岁,我第一次往身上划一道,毕生难忘。
14岁,我开始玩香烟。
到了70岁,我又能做什么?
可悲... 可悲... 人生真无聊...
这10年的经历,或许是一些成人在30、35岁回乡时写出10年前作的事。
自卑,可怜,绝望,停止,无聊,没趣,早熟,违法,没用,无能,不会,笨,孤单,jian
Tralala-ed ;
Monday, 17 September 2007; 7:37 PM
Zzz. freakish cheebuai emoELMO.
Like, doesn't he/she understand English.
Okay, let's talk about some cheebong people today.
CheeBONG number One
Location: JE Blk 13*
Purpose: Tuition
Age: 15 this year
Gender: donno. Think is female. Unsure of the gender okay??
Nickname: J*** aka PCCK
Irritating because: he's a stalker. he's irritating. he pccs. he like to call me baby when he's so NOT cute.
That's all for today yay!
Tralala-ed ;
Saturday, 15 September 2007; 5:32 PM
好啊!再来多一拳!
谢谢!谢佩纹已经宣告死亡。
Certified 15.09.2007 9am
谢谢你,羊兄弟。
谢谢你,嫁兄弟。
我快灭亡了。
我很想再往自己打多一拳。
一了百了。
人生没意义咯!
没了佩纹,天下太平!
母亲不需天天为我担心。
同学不需想出借口来拒绝。
队长不需要求更换队友。
教练不需浪费时间在一个废人生上。
世界的二氧化碳指数下滑。
没了佩纹,多好!
看开点吧~!
死了,一了百了。
Disclaimer: Nobody is allowed to talk to me in msn or in personal or call me or sms or tag my blog in any other form ask me about my post and tell me "Dont go commit suicide hor." I'm irritated because after EVERY emo post, there's bound to me someone telling me all that. I'm not a kid and if i'm gonna commit suicide, I needed not wait so long. So jus fuck off yeah?
If you're gonna mention ANYTHING, I'm gonna freakking IGNORE you forEVER. I mean literally FOREVER. Understand?
明白吗?
I'll treat you as non-existent.
I'll ignore everything you ask or say.
I'll walk past you and knock you on the shoulder as if you werent standing there.
if someone else talks about you, i'm hell gonna say, "Omg who's _____(your name)? Do i know ______?"
GO away and fuck off can?
Tralala-ed ;
Sunday, 2 September 2007; 10:01 AM
1 September 2007.
We could have made it one year.
Almost. Could have.
Perhaps it's because I loved him.
I wished time could turn back.
Because I cant accept things as they are now.
I missed out on 1September with THAT him.
I'm missing out today because of one whole day of tuition.
I'll miss out this coming Monday to Wednesday because of West Malaysia.
There's training on Thursday.
Training on Friday + a show called 不知岛的名字
Saturday and Sunday there's tuition.
I wished I could find time to call him up to say I'm sorry.
Excuses. just merely excuses.
He's already gone. I wished I could NOT miss him.
Just wished that he'd suddenly wake up and forget about what I did to him.
It's just all my fault okay?
Boo Boo Ling, I miss you. Like I have never missed you before.
Yesterday could have been our one year anniversary.
I didn't spend it with him.
I spent it with another guy.
i was a little emo yesterday.
We went to sentosa! YAY!
Thanks honey you've been nice.
We played volleyball. Then I wasn't that emo.
We saw a few Caucasians and we played with them. Like, wth! They're so TALL for their age. They fifteen, 3 of them, 2 male and one female. & all three of them have an average height of 175cm tall.
Now, stand in the middle of 4 people (honey, caucasian one (tim), two(marcus) and three(sophia)), i feel short. Well, after all, they're all above the 175cm range and I'm like, 160cm =(
I needa grow!
& my honey was tallest among all.
THis morning, I got my new charger. Meaning, my 02 is BACK! WHEEEE!! I love my 02 muackmuackmuackmuackmuack!
I'd have a camara already! Yay!
BUt I'm not bring to West Malaysia. Becase the battery wont last.
I love my phone.
I cant wait for WM, I know it's gonna be boring. Zzz. LJLJLJ what lanpasai la. (LJ is not lanjiao. LJ is learning journey).
It should have been called WMHT Wst Malaysia Holiday Trip
If I went to Thailand, I would go pasamalam shopping. I'd spend like crazy. If i had the money.
Tralala-ed ;